It’s me….The sad one is because f1exican isn’t posting anything anymore.

by Low_Sound_7352

37 Comments

  1. KeyLove7609

    Feels like the walk in went quiet without them hope f1exican’s just on a break, Those posts were kitchen therapy.

  2. esprit_de_corps_

    The real chives are the friends we made along the way.

  3. seppia99

    He will post again. I don’t feel like he’s going to leave us completely wanting for more. I’m curious as to what he comes up with next. I am also curious as to what other people might come with to try and fill that void.

    I am excited for the future. The future of what other people might bring in terms of personal goals to achieve. This is what our chive Lord brought to us. A sense of hope. A sense of longing, and a wantoness towards watching other people striving for a similar perfection.

  4. waves_at_dogs

    Sometimes you need to pause and taste the chives others have cut for you💚

  5. BlackSunshine22222

    Am disappointed. I was expecting a doodle of a plane flying into him.

  6. smithymat

    Can’t we just get f1exican to chop other things until reddit says they’re perfect?

  7. CuddleBear167

    Aight they gotta come back with another thing to cut.

  8. thealeatorist

    And here I blocked that account because the chive shit was stupid and Reddit doesn’t have a mute

  9. Apprehensive_View_58

    All good things come to an end. While we might think something similar might comfort us and give us the same joy as Chive-gate it will be but a cheap copy that rarely ever captures the original glory. We see this with movie sequels. Hopefully something equally entertaining but novel will come along in some time.

  10. He did say he was going to take a break but might come back with something other than chives.

  11. Euphoric-Blueberry37

    Do not cry for it is over. Cry for it is the sting in our eyes from the onion fumes

  12. Separate-Birthday833

    its an inchive job leading to a super bowl ad

  13. Fickle-Economist4724

    Do not weep because it ended, smile because it happened

  14. OtherwiseAlbatross14

    You should post about it once a day until you get over it in a little over 2 months.

  15. SleazieSpleezie

    If you have nothing to do you should check in with the prep team

  16. Haytham__

    Glad I blocked all that chive shit, can people stop ruining the sub now? It was all paid botposting nonsense.

  17. TheWestinghouse

    It was never about the chives, it was something to believe in again

  18. activelyresting

    I’m never gonna chive again
    Aeroplanes have got no towers

  19. javitheworm

    I’ve seen his posts on my tl so much that i thought i was part of this subreddit. It’s been weeks and i just realized I’m not lol

  20. Threefrogtreefrog

    You can only flog a joke so long, but I’m sad to return from days of drama over at r/laundry and find I’ve missed a plot twist.

  21. DesertDawg17

    ![gif](giphy|RHInHY2dInc6uMI2ET|downsized)

  22. TheHistorian2

    The simplest explanation is that f1exican is Santa’s account and he’s busy this week.

  23. Let’s celebrate the day this stopped by never talking about it again!

  24. Fragrant_Cause_6190

    What happened? I’ve been following since day 1. Did I miss the actual perfect day?? Is it officially over?

  25. Guy_Incognito97

    Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened.

  26. IDreamOfJeanieBuss

    is it impressive that he can see this post and not respond or am i just a fanboy?

  27. Fast-Strawberry-644

    I knew the day would come.. but man it still hit me like this..

  28. justsomegeology

    The saga will continue. As long as u/f1exican and u/KarmaKrazi spar with each other about perfect or not, I am more than happy to watch, no matter if chives or something else. He said he couldn’t imagine not cutting chives. And he said he would be back, so patience. But I do miss it, too.